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I recently found a petition online that every liberal woman should sign.  It’s based on the belief that it’s better to get raped than to have a gun.

 

 

Sign the Petition:

We, the undersigned, firmly believe that it’s better to be raped than to own a gun.  We are morally superior and willing to take one for the team.

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Your signature will not count if form is not fully filled out.  We reserve the right to send a representative to your house for a followup.  For your safety, make sure ID on the ski mask matches the one on the crowbar.  (Nancy Pelosi…Multiple signings will not increase your chances)

Hi.  I’m Bill Clinton, and I approve of this petition.

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