I recently found a petition online that every liberal woman should sign. It’s based on the belief that it’s better to get raped than to have a gun.
Sign the Petition:
We, the undersigned, firmly believe that it’s better to be raped than to own a gun. We are morally superior and willing to take one for the team.
NAME COMPLETE ADDRESS BEST TIME OF DAY TO CATCH YOU ALONE BRA SIZE
Your signature will not count if form is not fully filled out. We reserve the right to send a representative to your house for a followup. For your safety, make sure ID on the ski mask matches the one on the crowbar. (Nancy Pelosi…Multiple signings will not increase your chances)
Hi. I’m Bill Clinton, and I approve of this petition.