It seems in recent days that a lot of bad news for Obama is surfacing. All of it bad. His literary agent said in his biography that Obama was born in Kenya. Now she says it was a fact check error. But how is that credible? You wouldn’t get the idea he was a Kenyan from his speech pattern. She had to get that from him. Now whether he was indeed born in Kenya or whether he thought the narrative would help book sales, I really couldn’t tell you, although I suspect the latter. We also found out that a story from the Associated Press from 2004 that says the Kenyan born Barack Obama was ready to win a senate seat in the congress. http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm Where did they get that. Inquiring minds want to know, so I, your faithful servant have discovered important evidence. This is a tape from a late might session at the WH last night.
Obama: There is a lot of unpleasant news coming out the last few days and I aim to find out where it came from. Personally, I think it was the Koch brothers. What do you think, Joe?
Biden: I think I could be president if I wanted to.
Biden: Er, I mean, I have no idea where my very close personal friend got that flier from your literary agent.
Okay, Joe. You had me worried for a moment. Hillary, you have lots of connections, what do you hear?
Clinton: Ah. Well, Mr President, I didn’t even know that the AP story had surfaced. In fact I still don’t. I was in Tanzania at the time and I was halfway under the table. Yeah. That’s the ticket. I was under the table. What story are you talking about? I never heard any story about the AP declaring you were born in Kenya.
Obama: Now you know why I didn’t dump Joe , so I could add you to the ticket.
Clinton: You mean it wasn’t my suggestion that we hold the inauguration in Ft Marcy Park?
Obama: That too. Ms Schultz, what do you have to say?
Schultz: Duh. Duh duh. Duh huh duh. Why don’t you ask Hilary Rosen?
Carney: Which one? I personally know 3 Hillary Rosens.
Obama: And who was it that sicced the Reverend Wright on me?
Michelle: Well, I’d better go and plan the next vacation.
Rosen: FDR was a stay at home president who never worked a day in his life.
Pelosi: Yeah, and he was part of the 1%.
Obama: It’s just not fair. Here I am fighting to enlarge the middle class in America and I get bombarded with this crap.
Jeffrey Immelt: Perhaps if you tried to enlarge the middle class with the poor rather than the rich, people would like you better.
Obama: Naw. That can’t be it. Harry? Can’t you think of something?
Reid: I’m sorry, sir. But I am trying to close a couple of land deals and I just don’t have the time.
Obama: If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were all working against me. And Joe. If I find out you have reserved a moving van for me for Jan 20th, I swear………….