Skillful Sleuth Cracks the Case

Posted on May 18, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 1 comment

It seems in recent days that a lot of bad news for Obama is surfacing.  All of it bad.  His literary agent said in his biography that Obama was born in Kenya.  Now she says it was a fact check error.  But how is that credible?  You wouldn’t get the idea he was a Kenyan from his speech pattern.  She had to get that from him.  Now whether he was indeed born in Kenya or whether he thought the narrative would help book sales, I really couldn’t tell you, although I suspect the latter.  We also found out that a story from the Associated Press from 2004 that says the Kenyan born Barack Obama was ready to win a senate seat in the congress.  http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm  Where did they get that.  Inquiring minds want to know, so I, your faithful servant have discovered important evidence.  This is a tape from a late might session at the WH last night.

Obama:  There is a lot of unpleasant news coming out the last few days and I aim to find out where it came from.  Personally, I think it was the Koch brothers.  What do you think, Joe?

Biden:  I think I could be president if I wanted to.

Obama:  What???!!!

Biden:  Er, I mean, I have no idea where my very close personal friend got that flier from your literary agent.

Okay, Joe.  You had me worried for a moment.  Hillary, you have lots of connections, what do you hear?

Clinton:  Ah.  Well, Mr President, I didn’t even know that the AP story had surfaced.  In fact I still don’t.  I was in Tanzania at the time and I was halfway under the table.  Yeah.  That’s the ticket.  I was under the table.  What story are you talking about?  I never heard any story about the AP declaring you were born in Kenya.

Obama:  Now you know why I didn’t dump Joe , so I could add you to the ticket.

Clinton:  You mean it wasn’t my suggestion that we hold the inauguration in Ft Marcy Park?

Obama:  That too.  Ms Schultz, what do you have to say?

Schultz:  Duh. Duh duh. Duh huh duh.  Why don’t you ask Hilary Rosen?

Carney:  Which one?  I personally know 3 Hillary Rosens.

Obama:  And who was it that sicced the Reverend Wright on me?

Michelle:  Well, I’d better go and plan the next vacation.

Obama:  Michelle!!!

Rosen:  FDR was a stay at home president who never worked a day in his life.

Pelosi:  Yeah, and he was part of the 1%.

Obama:  It’s just not fair.  Here I am fighting to enlarge the middle class in America and I get bombarded with this crap.

Jeffrey Immelt:  Perhaps if you tried to enlarge the middle class with the poor rather than the rich, people would like you better.

Obama:  Naw.  That can’t be it.  Harry?  Can’t you think of something?

Reid:  I’m sorry, sir.  But I am trying to close a couple of land deals and I just don’t have the time.

Obama:  If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were all working against me.  And Joe.  If I find out you have reserved a moving van for me for Jan 20th, I swear………….

Pope Barack Hussein Obama the 1st

Posted on May 8, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 0 comments

There is a split in the church.  It seems that Pope Barack has returned to the ancient custom of selling indulgences but with a new twist. The Catholic Church sold indulgences to the rich, so they could be forgiven for their sins.   When he was running for office, Obama swore that he would prosecute Wall Streeters like Bush failed to do.  (Bush did prosecute Enron execs and many others)  In fact the papacy of this pope has seen a drop in Wall Street prosecutions by 20%.  It will also come as no surprise that Pope Barack is getting tons of money from Wall Street firms who are grateful for having their sins forgiven.  So far Citibank, Goldman Sachs, GE and others have bought their indulgences from the Pope Barack of Chicago.

Brown’s War on 1/32 Cherokee Women

Posted on May 5, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 1 comment

Today, Elizabeth Warren spoke to a local group of supporters.  She was accompanied by the tribal medicine man, who busied himself performing a sacred ceremony taught to him by the little people in the cave.  If it worked, it would cause Scott brown to come down with chronic Warrenitis.  The little people said that would be the only hope for Ghigau. (War woman)

“My red brothers and sisters, I welcome you.  I have come to warn you about Scott Brown.  White man speak with forked tongue and has declared war on 1/32 Cherokee women with high cheek bones.  Paleface wants you to pay for your own birth control.”

(crowd gasps)

“My sisters, it is our right as women of the tribe to punish and torture paleface.”

(Maybe they should send Brown a copy of this speech.  That would do it for me)

“For many moons far rightwing radical paleface hold us down.  Rise up sisters, string your bow and beat your drum.  Paleface drive away buffalo and leave us hungry as he feeds chiefs on the street by the wall.  We must remove arrows from hard working braves and distribute them to our brothers who , through no fault of their own, were born lazy.  We Cherokee call ourselves   Tsalagi  (Principal People)  but how can we be  Tsalagi when some have many more arrows?

And how about the ones who teach our papooses tribal traditions?  They have to do their work under difficult circumstances.  They have sometimes 15 or 16 papooses in one class and they have to pay 1/32 of 1% towards pension and 6 cents a week for medical.  They needum union.  I promise if elected I will provide them with union before three moon passes.Ugh and thank you.”

Warning Warning Danger Danger

Posted on May 5, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 0 comments

You may get an email that says “Nancy Pelosi in the Nude”.  If you open it you find a naked picture of Nancy Pelosi which will cause your hard drive to go limp and your brain will freeze up.  It can also cause loss of memory and will destroy all files pertaining to the desire of man for woman.

Flexibility Redux

Posted on May 2, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 0 comments

Most of you remember Barack Obama telling Medvedev that after the election, he would have more flexibility.  The talking heads in the sedition laced media rushed forward claiming it was just a bargaining tool.  Oh, really?  Medvedev is not the first person that heard this from the Pretender in Chief.  And if he keeps his promise to Medvedev like he did for Ali Abunimah, we are in for a rough ride.

Before Obama ran for public office, he was a regular at AAAN meetings.  He even gave a speech praising Rashid Khalkidi.  For those of you who do not recognize his name, Khalidi was Arafat’s American spokesman for the PLO.  He’s also the one whom Obama gave 75k from the charity, Woods Fund, he was administering.  Khalidi is also one of the two men who arranged for Ahmadinejad to speak at Columbia University.

Another close friend of his in the AAAN was Ali Abunimah.  Abunimah is a Palestinian American who is very anti Israel and extremely anti American.  Abunimah was very disappointed when Obama decided to run for office and immediately made nice with AIPAC to get money.  He responded by penning an article called “How Barack Obama learned to love Israel”  In it you will find the following passage: ”

“The last time I spoke to Obama was in the winter of 2004 at a gathering in Chicago’s Hyde Park neighborhood. He was in the midst of a primary campaign to secure the Democratic nomination for the United States Senate seat he now occupies. But at that time polls showed him trailing.

As he came in from the cold and took off his coat, I went up to greet him. He responded warmly, and volunteered, “Hey, I’m sorry I haven’t said more about Palestine right now, but we are in a tough primary race. I’m hoping when things calm down I can be more up front.”  He referred to my activism, including columns I was contributing to the The Chicago Tribune critical of Israeli and US policy, “Keep up the good work!””

Obama has kept that promise.  While Obama demands that Israel quit building new settlements and called for them to give back all the ground won in 1967 and further called on Israel to give up half of Jerusalem, he has never asked the terrorist Palestinian authority to recognize Israel’s right to exist.  Obama is the first US president not to make that demand.  So after the election, he exercised his “flexibility”.

Now just how comfortable are you that Obama will not keep his promise to Medvedev and Putin.  If you say some or a lot, you just may be a liberal.

Me?  Hate the money grubbing Jews?  Are you serious?

Lean Foward…..And Touch Your Ankles

Posted on Apr 30, 2012 in Whisper Loudly | 0 comments

Obama has stolen a line from PMSDNC’s programming, which is Lean Forward.  Obama is using only forward but it is the same idea.  Because Obama has found when you bend forward, he has an easier time screwing you.

But Forward is an odd motto for the Obama campaign who have chased the entrepreneurs out of business and has relegated new start ups to 1981 levels.  He has raised poverty to 1930′s levels.  The percentage of people in the workforce reverts to 1982.  So it seems odd that he would use forward.  After all, forward is not always good.  If you are standing on the edge of a cliff, forward can ruin your entire day.

Fortunately for Obama, his followers are not that bright and will willingly follow him off the cliff.  Coincidentily, in 1844 Karl Marx had a newspaper.  It’s name?  Forward.

They did not use either of my suggestions

Obama…Because You Should Never Change Pricks in the Middle of a Good Screwing

or

Obama 2012 Because You CAN Fool Some of the People All of the Time

But forward it is.  And maybe it’s a good thing.  After all , isn’t Forward what Pickett told his men at Gettysburg?  I suspect the results will be the same too.