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The Skillful Sleuth in the Night Chicago Died



It’s been a while since I last heard from that great patriot, the Skillful Sleuth, but here he is once again in a riveting tale from the White House.


Obama:  I’m convinced that the reason I’m making no headway in gun confiscation…errr..gun control is that my hometown of Chicago has such high crime rate.

Rahm:  Our crime rate isn’t really that high.  It’s just a vicious rumor that was started by 3 million disgruntled victims.

Obama:  Well, then, we need to change the perception of a high crime rate.  What do you suggest?

Rahm:  I am asking for 10,000 volunteers to patrol the streets.  I just have to figure out how to pay for it.

Biden:  Maybe you could televise it as Survivor Chicago.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Harry Reid:  “This war is lost, the surge is not accomplishing anything.”

Biden:  What we need  “is to maintain a united Chicago by decentralizing it, giving each ethno-religious group … room to run its own affairs, while leaving the central government in charge of common interests.”

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Pelosi:  Personally, I am tired of trading blood for deep dish pizza.  I think we should redeploy the police from Chicago to St Louis.

Carney:  I hear that George Bush has close friends in the pizza business.

Reid:  And I received a call from a friend about Papa John.  “Harry, he didn’t pay any taxes for 10 years.”“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain.  But obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?”

Biden:  He doesn’t pay his taxes???  How dare he?   He’s not even a democrat!!!

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Stephanie Cutter:  Let’s blame it on Cheney.  We can say that all these people who are shooting up Chicago are cult fans of the man who shot his friend in the face.

Biden:  Let’s loan the guy we use to calculate the national unemployment rate to Chicago.

In Unison:  Shut up, Joe!!!

Bomb Syria Now!!!

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dick tater


I have been arguing against intervention in Syria.  I haven’t thought that it’s wise to replace even the most despicable ruler in favor of Al Qaeda.  But after much soul searching and listening to the arguments of the liberals, I have changed my mind.  No, I didn’t buy the argument that we need to intervene just because sarin gas was set off.  We don’t even really know who set it off.  I don’t think we are the policemen to the world, and I certainly don’t believe the liberals possess the moral authority to engage in nation building.  After all, the did so poorly in Iran, Egypt, and Libya.

1429 killed in gas attacks in Ghouta, Syria?  426 children?  Why does that bother the democrats?  They overlooked the thousands killed in Halabja, Iraq by Saddam Hussein.  And 75% of those killed were women and children.  So I ask you, “What difference does it make?”

Then the liberals hit on a new line of attack.  They now claim it doesn’t matter if Assad ordered the attack or not.  As ruler of the country, it’s his responsibility and he must be punished.  Now that changes everything in my mind and I say bomb them.  The argument is over.  The case is closed and I don’t want to hear another word about it.

Now, let’s talk about Fast and Furious, the IRS scandal, the NHS, Benghazi, and a few other choice topics.  And remember, it doesn’t matter whether we have any proof he ordered any of these attacks on life and liberty.  He’s the ruler of the country, right?

The Future of Healthcare in America

Cropped Portrait of Woman Peering Over Eyeglasses

Cropped Portrait of Woman Peering Over Eyeglasses

In the UK, where they already have wonderful free healthcare, they have found that people go to the doctor whenever the feel a sniffle coming on.  As a result, the doctors, whose time is limited to begin with end up spending time on patients that don’t really need to be there (IN the US Medicaid patients go to the doctor twice as often as people who have to make deductibles and copayments) and as a result some patients who need more urgent care could wait for days.

To handle this situation, doctors have come up with a solution.  The receptionist that answers your phone will do triage.  Yes, she will decide who is urgent and who is not , thanks to her training at medical school.  Oh, wait, receptionist don’t go to medical school.  Tough luck, Charley.  So a receptionist, who has no real medical training does triage and over the phone no less.  What could go wrong with that?

And half of the doctors assigning their receptionists this duty, give them absolutely no training.  The receptionists , according to a survey, use their gut instincts to determine who needs the most urgent care.  Next time you go to your doctor ask him where he finished in his medical school in gut instinct.  Then imagine what his receptionist must be like.

Also, when it comes to major procedures, age, weight, and whether you smoke are no longer the only criteria.  The new criteria is………….now hold onto your hat….Your zip code.  That’s right, your zip code.  If you live in the wrong zip code, you gonna die.  It has been determined that some zip codes have people living in them that are clean and tidy and some zip codes have people in general who are less clean and less tidy.  Cleanliness may be next to Godliness, but being dirty will put you next to God in an expedited manner.

So, remember, if you move to England, make sure you move into a clean zip code and find a doctor, whose receptionist has great gut instincts.  You life will depend on it.


Major Hollywood Producer Cheers Michael Moore Being Kicked out of Academy Awards

Michael Moron

Michael Moron

Michael Moore was unceremoniously tossed out on his ear as Governor of the Academy Awards for documentaries.  Oscar winner, Gerald Molen is cheering.  Molen, producer of such movies as Schindler’s List, Rain Man, Jurassic Park, and the Minority Report, said, “I am grateful to the leadership of the Academy as well as the voters for returning integrity and balance to a revered and respected national iconic organization.”

He added, “On behalf of my fellow filmmakers and the vast American Heartland which, on occasion, has felt disenfranchised by the Academy, I want to personally thank you and the Academy for removing Mr. Moore and restoring a fair and impartial voting process to the documentary category of the Oscars.”

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Molen had sought Moore’s ouster because he used the position to advance his ideology, rather than to nominate the best documentaries.  Molen’s letter also included the line, “Foxes shouldn’t guard hen houses and Michael Moore shouldn’t have been in charge of the documentary nominating process at the Academy.”

This is not the first time Molen had criticized Moore.  When Moore was first named to the board, Molen sent a letter to president Hawk Koch, furiously criticizing the selection of Moore.

Molen blames Moore for the snub, Dinesh D’Souza’s  “2016: Obama’s America”, received from the academy.  The documentary was the second highest grossing documentary ever made.

Michael Moore Ousted From Academy Position, Producer Gerald Molen Hails Decision

D’Souza also hailed the decision to dump Moore, saying, “This is a great victory for the American people and the first glimmer of hope that future Academy voting will look less like a North Korean election.”  D’Souza is currently working on a sequel, named, , “America,” a look at “the meaning of what America the country was, is and should be,” that is due at the movie houses in July of 2014.

Hickenlooper Finally Gets One Right



The alleged governor of Colorado, who is road kill next election, has finally got one right.  In commenting on the two recall elections, Hickenlooper said, “They are intended to intimidate and punish a select number of Democratic  legislators for daring to vote their conscience — for daring to do the right  thing to make their communities safer.”

Well, partially right anyway.  Yes, it was intended to intimidate and punish elected officials, but not because they voted their conscience, but because they voted their ideology.  As an elected official, your job is to serve the people and to uphold the constitution of the United States.  These two did not.  Recall petitions have a high standard in Colorado.  In order to recall an elected official, you need to collect at least 25% of the number of people who voted in the last gubernatorial election.  In the case of John Morse, petitioners were able to garner between 36 and 39%, because the high number of democrats who signed.

Hickenlooper has to be considered one of the worst governors in America.  His policies have led to two recall elections and the attempted secession of up to 12 counties.  He is up for reelection in 2014 and he barely leads Tom Tancredo by 1 point in the polls.  Politically he is on the endangered list.  Under his leadership, the Colorado State Patrol gave classes that taught law enforcement officers that Christians are a terror threat.

The recall elections in Colorado was set back because the libertarian candidates cried like babies that they didn’t have enough time to get signatures, so they could run for the offices.  They got their time, and they couldn’t get the signatures.  The appearance of the libertarians on the ballot, could have saved the deomocrats their seats.  Libertarians derailed Mia Love, a rising star in the republican party and appears could cost the republicans the governorship of Virginia, giving the job to ethically challenged and morally bankrupt Terry McAuliffe, who is under investigation by both the Department of Homeland Security and the Securities and Exchange Commission.

These will be the first ever recall elections ever held in Colorado and the libertarians did manage to do one good thing.  They scuttled the planned vote by mail that favors democrats as it opens itself up for voter fraud.  And it’s a boon to local bus companies, who will get a lot of business, moving democratic voters from poll to poll.  The people recalling the democrats are highly motivated to get out to the polls.  That could be the difference in the election.

OK , so you were right, Hickenlooper.  Don’t get cocky.  Remember that’s never happened before.


Doctor Who Helped Find Bin Laden Gets New Trial



The Pakistani doctor, who helped the US find bin Laden has had his 33 year sentence put aside and he will get a new trial in a real courtroom this time.  His previous trial was held by a tribal council, which is not recognized by Pakistani law.   Shakil Afridi is charged with giving money and medical care to terrorists.  The sentence had more to do with him fingering bin Laden than anything else.

Shakil Afridi has spent the past nine months holed away and kept in practical isolation.  Afridi was convicted back in May of 2012.  He will remain imprisoned in the Peshawar Central jail until his new trial can be heard.  No date has been chosen yet.  Both Afridi’s relatives and the militants deny the charges.  In June, officials lifted the ban on visitors and Afridi was able to get regular visits from his family.

Afridi did an exclusive interview with Fox News from inside the prison and directly after, the prison pulled some of his privileges, including having his visiting privilege removed, even by his lawyer.  Afidi’s brother is hopeful, he will get to see him now.

Obama Group Tries to Sign Up professors to recruit Obamamaniacs



Organizing For America (Obama’s America) tried to get Professor Andrea C. Hatcher, a political science professor at Sewane: The University of the South.  Professor Hatcher tweeted, “Been contacted by ‪@OFA to ‘recruit’ students for them. Let me be clear : I don’t shill for any interest group or party.”

Hatcher says that OFA asked her to recruit her students to work on promoting Obama’s policies.  The OFA (That’s oaf spelled sideways) is a non profit, tax exempt group, that openly endorses Obama and democrats against the terms of their tax exempt status.  Don’t hold your breath, waiting for the IRS to pull their status.  After all, patriot or Tea party doesn’t appear in their name.

This leads me to wonder how many professors are involved in this indoctrination of students.  I’ll bet they start class with the Pledge of Allegiance to Barry and then three choruses of Barack Obama mmm mmm mmm.  Instead of gold stars students get points.  Once they have enough points, they can trade it in for an Obama flag, or an Obama basketball.  Or maybe the Obama symbol encrusted on a hammer or a sickle.

Once you have completed enough propaganda hours you become a member of the Obama Youth Brigade. Your membership card entitles you to discounts on the sheet music for Kumbaya, scented incense, and tie died t shirts and free admission to the Occupy Movement of your choice.  Thank you, professor hatcher, for imposing a moment of sanity in a world of madness.

It Pays to Advertise



Florida teacher, Stevie Glasspool, was arrested for soliciting sexual relations with at least four of her students.  She was using Facebook  to solicit sex from boys from age 15 to 17.  She sent them messages such as, “I don’t want you to fall in love with me but I don’t want you to hit it and quit it either.”, and  “your body is amazing,” “I wish you were single,” “I have marijuana for us to smoke”, or the ever popular, “you will be graded on your performance.”

Next time someone tells you it doesn’t pay to advertise on Facebook, you’ll know better.  Her antics with her students was uncovered when the parents of one of the boys, saw the racy messages.  After that came to light, three more boys came forward and police believe there could be more.  She was fired from Mavericks Charter High School in May, after she missed work on days she was afraid she’d be caught sending the boys messages.

Glasspool, then went to work for Hollywood Academy of Arts and Science Charter School until her arrest.  Hollywood Academy of Arts and Science Charter School issued a statement that they do full background checks on all teachers and said that they notified the parents of her new students and there were no objections.

So my question is this, where the hell were all these teachers when I was in school.

Oklahoma District Attorney OK’s Black Racism



Oklahoma District Attorney Jason Hicks has determined that a black defendant, who tweeted racist remarks and admitted to “Ayeee I knocked out 5 woods since Zimmerman court!:)” and a tweet that says “90% of white ppl are nasty. #HATE THEM,” is not racist

Ok, let me get this straight.  A man who was thoroughly vetted by the FBI, in which they were unable to find a single person who ever heard and Hispanic man utter a single racist remark and who killed a young black hood who has busted his nose and split his head open on a sidewalk is racist, but someone who has openly made racist remarks against whites and who committed a cold blooded murder against a young white man who was out jogging on a public street is not.

All I can say is this prosecutor, is a coward.  What do you call it when a group or groups put fear into you in order to change your actions and reactions?  That’s the definition of terrorism.  And if Hicks who presides over cases in four courts is afraid to call this crime what it is, then he should retire for the good of Oklahoma.  He has no place in public service.

Any true racially motivated killing is heinous, no matter the color of the murderer or the victim, and as long as we choose to overlook any of them, or as in the Zimmerman case, make self defense a hate crime, then expect them to continue.  Soon the streets will be filled with people looking to avenge Trayvon Martin by beating and killing whites, and will eventually lead to whites seeking revenge for murdered whites.  No one wins in this scenario.

If ever a case cried out for justice against racism, this is it.  That coward Hicks has betrayed the people who he is supposed to serve.  And don’t expect Holder to send out a massive amount of FBI agents to uncover this hood’s background and question his friends to see if he is a racist.  It ain’t gonna happen.

Obama Throws Bo Under the Doghouse


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The president announced that his family have a new dog, they named Sunny.  There had been rumors around the White House that Bo would be resigning soon and returning to private life.  The president’s political advisers see Bo as a liability.  He’s a little big and ungainly and the White House staff is miffed that Bo insisted on taking a solo flight over to Martha’s Vineyard, over the president’s objections.  An unnamed source confirmed that Bo is the leading suspect in the disappearance of all contraceptives from the White House.

The source is quoted as saying that the president refuses to cohabitate with someone who has declared war on women.  The same source alluded to the fact that Sunny is younger, cuter, and best of all, she’s gay.  And while Bo came from an upscale suburb of Pittsburgh, Sunny comes from a shelter from Detroit.  Bo is not expected to leave right away.  He will linger with diminished duties for another six months, at which time Bo’s spokesman Ray Blarney, will announce that Bo has decided to leave to pursue other interests.

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